Do you want a monthly subscription to Break me Up?
Send me an email (penguinz838@aol.com )
And spill the problem (one problem a month)
And you will have your own customised Break me Up Solution!
Everyone needs help breaking up.
I can be that help. If it's for revenge, not so good. If its a threat (Like my dear friend May Brown) make sure you don't like this person. Trust me, they'll hate you. I have a few conversations you can use.
The problem: Will Worm owes May Brown twenty dollars. Will has a girlfriend, Summer Mcnasty. Summer doesn't know May exists. May Brown has a friend, Oliva Green (another friend).
May: (calls Will) hey you owe me twenty bucks.
Will: So?
May: I have ways to ruin your life. (hangs up)
Say Will doesn't pay. So May calls Summer.
May: Hey- Is this ( romantically) Will?
Summer: No. this is Summer. Who is this?
May: I'm Oliva Green, Will's (romantically) Girlfriend.
Summer: no, I'm his girlfriend!
May: Well back off! (hang up)
Simple? If you have questions, email me at penguinz838@aol.com
or if you feel more comfortable, send a comment.
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