Aliens

They're out there. They are. I could scare you and make you wet your pants with how much I know about aliens. They can go through tine foil, don't bother. Their attracted to Americans more than any other type of Humans. They don't come for brains. It all sounds so crazy- It sounds cheesy- It sounds like a lie. But it actually might be true. My theory is that the aliens use penguins. That's where my email address came from. So when they come and take our memories, that will be there. I was eating those letter mellows- the marshmallows shaped like letters- and i spilled the bag on my black binder. The letters spelt: One by one the penguins steal my sanity. The lines were jumbled and some of the other letters got on the way so it really read: One J By The one G penguins My steal kog sanity. So I took the extra letters off and laid them on a black shirt. I snapped a couple photos.Other websites took a hold of it.

Don't you hate it when....

I really hate some things.

Whats on my nerve now? I hate it when I can't finish my ice cream. So I stick it in the freezer to save. Later I'm hungry, I pull the ice cream out of the fridge and- two giant finger marks are in my ice cream. Someone dug their nasty little fingers in my food, and LEFT IT IN THE FRIDGE!!!!!! I pound a round the house. Guess who's licking their fingers clean? My stupid brother. Now he's gonna get strep throat.

Camware.

My website is very high tech and researches have found a way to take a picture while you are on speical websites. Mine was chosen! It is called Camware. You write a comment or send an email (penguinz838@aol.com ) and when I open it , I send it to the researchers. They devolp it and send the picture to me. Then I send it to you. So heres what you do:

1. send a comment/email saying," This is ___________. I want to try camware.And this is my email _______"

2.I will send an email describing some details.

3. Open a reply email.

4. Write the secret code I give you on top and smile at it for 20 secounds.

5.send it to me, I send it to the researches, The researchers send the devoped picture to me.

6. I send the picture to you.

7. you print it out (optional) and enjoy it forever.

Jokes! (edition 1 and 2)

These are some really funny jokes!

Riley Jean:Whats brown, covered in oranges, and lyes in a ditch?
Wednesday:A boy scout hit by a car.
Riley Jean: Whats red, covered in cookie crumbs, and can be found on the road?
Wednesday: Little red riding hood was hit by a car!

Say: I am Todd.
Say: I am a little Todd.
Say: I am a little wee Todd.
Say: I am a wee Todd.
Say: I am Willy a wee Todd.

Fashion Monkey (edition 2)

Our old Fashion monkey (her name was Fashion monkey) has quit and joined her brother in show biz.

So we hired a new Fashion monkey named Mookey (moo-key).She knows sign language so we translated it into English.

"Well,in the make up section... I like soft pink nail polish. But that was so last summer. Since its October, black and dark purple work. Put your hair in a messy bun with a slender hair grip. Dazzle your lips with cherry,strawberry,raspberry,lemon, or kiwi lip gloss /chap stick. Um.. Jeans with patches and rips. Shirts with name logos (abercrombie, old navy or gap are the best)" Says Mookey. We haven't received any replies or comments to add to this fabulous list. Next time, we will give Mookey an interview.

Online Life (updated)

It is a game of replying emails. It's hard to explain. The game first welcomes you and has you take a personality test (you will need an email address) and then there will be a few sentences and a question. In the few sentances is a fake life you can have online. Here is a sample:

penguinz838@aol.com (peng for short. Remember each line is a new email): You watch a TV show and you go to bed. And of course you Obviosly like to stay up. Your mom and dad come into your room and think your sick. The truth is you are texing a distance friend. What will you tell them?

Maranda101112@yahoo.com (Mara): That I am worried about my upcoming 6th grade grades so I want to sleep early.

Peng: Your parents leave and you text through the night. You do this for several nights and your grades tindle downwards. They get suspiscios. Should you tell the truth, stop texting or other?

Mara: I will just stop texting and they won't even find out.

Peng: The texting stops and your distant friend, Molly, won't dare to call you. She feels bad she isn't recieving anything from you. So since Molly won't talk to you, you don't even bother. Its almost time for school. You just can't wait for school because then you can meet back with Judy. Your mom, Jenna Colby, gets the mail and starts squeling. "Karen, you'll like this." she hands you the letter. It has a list of classmates. On the top of the list is Judy Ably. You scroll your eyes down to the end of the letter. "and welcome our new student-
Molly Yenen." you read a loud.

Mara: I pretend to be happy but now Molly hates me. I need a hint to help.

Peng: The rules state you can use one hint a month. You must wait till November to use another hint. But last Month, you didn't use your hint. So you can get two hints this month. You wrote-"I pretend to be happy but now Molly hates me. I need a hint to help" And from another player who has gone through the game gives you a hint "I had a friend named Anna who fought with me. I ignored Anna and by the end of the year, we forgot we even fought. So during the summer we were really tight friends.-Jolee"

Mara: I will ignore Molly.

Peng: You go school shoping. There is a sale on some school themes items. You can buy Unicorn theme, Sock Monkey theme, Parrot theme, Rubber duck theme, and rainbow theme. Your five year old sister takes the last Sock Monkey theme school stuff. You wanted that pack really bad. Your mom says," Let Nettie take that package. You always liked duckies- Why don't you take that?" You stare at the rac of school supplies. "If you don't choose quick I'll buy the duckies." What are you going to do?

Mara: Heck. I'll get the duck theme.

You get the picture?

Can you answer my question? (updated)

See if you can answer my questions write the question out and the answer if you send an email (penguinz838@aol.com )

Do even heroes have the right to bleed?

How come pizzas are round and come in square boxes?

If you are bald, do you use shampoo or soap on your head?

Who truly came first, the chicken or the egg?

Why do kids prefer boogers above meatloaf?

Who in the world isn't scared of the school lunch starring at you?

If a guy named Peter picked apples instead of peppers, would mother goose sue him?

If this was a longer list, who would bother reading my queston?